It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Please allow me to introduce myself.
I am a blog.
Simply put, I am a space. An empty vessel. A fresh start. A clean toilet into which you can crap your digested thoughts. Once each day you can compact your experiences into a lump of anecdotal waste and drop it into the vast pool of the Internet. Plop. That’s assuming you’re regular.
I am your soapbox. I am your platform. I am your bullhorn for bullshit.
I SHOUT. I emphasize. I em:)te. I Contradict.
I am here to assure that your life doesn’t go unnoticed. Remember those dark days of undocumented experience? Of course you don’t. They weren’t documented.
Keep not your meals, your stories, your thoughts, your vids to yourself.
Show.
Tell.
Link.
Share your gif with the world.
I am the A/D converter of your identity.
I blog, therefore I am.
Please, write freely. I’m not here to pass judgment. I’m here to enable you to do that. Loudly. In front a large audience.
I am your curtain call.
I am your call to arms.
Arm yourselves and be ye men (and women) of Blogger.
Go forth my children of the digital age. Spring into reaction.
Live. Work. Consume.
Post.
